Take an article about rising food prices and global obesity, and you boil it down to...
Labels: dick move, God?, NYC, Ripped from the headlines, Vast Anti-Fat Conspiracy, Why My Life Is An Elaborate Cymbalta Ad, wrongness, WTF
Friday, May 16, 2008
From the folks that brought you:
Take an article about rising food prices and global obesity, and you boil it down to...
Take an article about rising food prices and global obesity, and you boil it down to...
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OMFG, why is Gossip Girl such a central force in my life right now? First, the Gossip Girl Summit, then the accompanying Gossip Girl tumblr blog Sara Benincasa and I write together, and now Heather Fink and Sara B are killing me with this Gossip Girl parody (NSFW).
The guy playing Dan deserves an Oscar.
The guy playing Dan deserves an Oscar.
Labels: BOLD, God?, Gossip Girl, ILOVEUSOHARD, LOVESIT, NYC, wrongness, WTF
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Thursday, May 15, 2008
The answer to this is, in a just world, is YES. In fact, in a very just world the ocean would just gobble up all of it.
Source: Fark
Labels: God?, LOVESIT, Really?, Ripped from the headlines
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Monday, May 12, 2008
I don't have tattoos. I have not been entirely consistent in my feelings towards them. But one thing is sure - I'm now no longer on the fence after seeing this one.
I want to see more tattoos like this, because it is inspiring. You understand that the dolphin has a tribal arm band, right? That he's sitting on a ripped barc-a-lounger and smoking a bong? You've explored the rich tapestry of this tattoo, yes?
Want more?
Visit Radar to get the full scoop on the tattoos that make up the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever
I want to see more tattoos like this, because it is inspiring. You understand that the dolphin has a tribal arm band, right? That he's sitting on a ripped barc-a-lounger and smoking a bong? You've explored the rich tapestry of this tattoo, yes?
Want more?
Visit Radar to get the full scoop on the tattoos that make up the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever
Labels: BOLD, dick move, God?, hippies, Really?, wrongness, WTF
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Woah, dudes, it's been a whirlwind weekend. First off, I was a part of an awesome show on Friday night at the PIT. It was hosted and produced by the tireless Sara Benincasa and thanks to her and Hillary Buckholtz, the event was PACKED. The theatre had to turn away 25 people. What was so great about this show? Oh, it was just about Gossip Girl, that's all!
NY Press blogged about it and you can see the little video intro Sara whipped up (with me and Chris Rovzar from NY Mag).
This pretty much must be done again. In the meantime you can catch up on some Gossip Girl Tumblr action from me and Sara.
Also, I spent Saturday through today in D.C. where I got to perform with my favorite lady-friend-comics Erin Jackson, Aparna Nancherla, and Andrea Fuller from last summer's Broad Minded Comedy. Andrea's good friend Joy Gohring joined us, and the both shows were an absolute blast. Nothing beats packed shows with comics you love! Much thanks to the Atlas Theater/Indigo!
NY Press blogged about it and you can see the little video intro Sara whipped up (with me and Chris Rovzar from NY Mag).
This pretty much must be done again. In the meantime you can catch up on some Gossip Girl Tumblr action from me and Sara.
Also, I spent Saturday through today in D.C. where I got to perform with my favorite lady-friend-comics Erin Jackson, Aparna Nancherla, and Andrea Fuller from last summer's Broad Minded Comedy. Andrea's good friend Joy Gohring joined us, and the both shows were an absolute blast. Nothing beats packed shows with comics you love! Much thanks to the Atlas Theater/Indigo!
Labels: comedy, Gossip Girl, ILOVEUSOHARD, LOVESIT, NYC, Really?
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Friday, May 9, 2008
And we come full circle, friends. I am going to make like Vera Drake and put my breeding desires on low.
Why? Well, firstly, I found out that Great Mama Duggar (she of the "it's a vagina not a clown car fame) is expecting her 18th child! I'm intensely disgusted by this factoid. What can possibly be the state of that woman's uterus? Does she need to buy it an extra seat when she flies?
But what really did it for me was this awesome video from comedian/actor/drunk Jackie Monahan that HALAN blogged about. This video makes me want to not ever have to deal with a stroller in NYC, ever.
BABIES FIRST!
Why? Well, firstly, I found out that Great Mama Duggar (she of the "it's a vagina not a clown car fame) is expecting her 18th child! I'm intensely disgusted by this factoid. What can possibly be the state of that woman's uterus? Does she need to buy it an extra seat when she flies?
But what really did it for me was this awesome video from comedian/actor/drunk Jackie Monahan that HALAN blogged about. This video makes me want to not ever have to deal with a stroller in NYC, ever.
BABIES FIRST!
Labels: Breeding Game, comedy, dick move, God?, ILOVEUSOHARD, Really?, republicans, trends that suck, wrongness, WTF
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Thanks to my latest commenter, I was exposed to this piece of parental brilliance.
Folks, this video has now kicked me into SEVERE.
We're talking DUGGAR level, here, people!
Thanks to Jhazzai!
Folks, this video has now kicked me into SEVERE.
We're talking DUGGAR level, here, people!
Labels: Breeding Game, Cute Things Wash Away the Pain, ILOVEUSOHARD, LOVESIT, Really?, wrongness
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Monday, May 5, 2008
It was almost two years ago that I believed that America, as a nation, was doomed and would continue on a breathtaking downward slide in almost every arena. What brought me to this conclusion?
Someone named "Sumthin" shitting on a floor on Flavor of Love.
And now, I look on, aghast as my good friend Sara B alerts us all to yet another sign of the coming apocalypse.
Someone named "Sumthin" shitting on a floor on Flavor of Love.
And now, I look on, aghast as my good friend Sara B alerts us all to yet another sign of the coming apocalypse.
Greenlit cable dating show from established production company seeks mentally disabled male and female contestants of all ages and races.
"Single and Special" will be a tasteful mix of "The Bachelor" and "Life Goes On." "Single and Special" already has the endorsement of the Special Olympics. Pilot available upon request.
Tri-State area contestants preferred. Will have mental health care professionals on set at all times.
Please email photo and short bio, with dating history, to SingleandSpecial@gmail.com.
Labels: dick move, God?, No but seriously, Really?, stank, wrongness, WTF
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Saturday, May 3, 2008
Thank the gods the day has come when I can do another Wilford Brimley post. It has been too long. Blogging about Wilford is the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it.
Brimley has been 65 years old as far back as I can remember - which is at least two decades. That stache, that perfectly round head, that straight talk - it is a heady mix. He just won't go away. Everytime there was a dip in Brimley exposure, he found some new product to shill, and inject himself back into our collective unconscious. And now we can combine all the pleasures of Brimley with all the loveable furriness of LOLcats.
I give you a teaser of 5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley.
Serendipity smiled on me once more because as I was searching for a Brimley video clip to go with this, I found this charming remix of Brimley saying "diabeetus" repeatedly to the tune of "Amadeus."
Source: BoingBoing
Brimley has been 65 years old as far back as I can remember - which is at least two decades. That stache, that perfectly round head, that straight talk - it is a heady mix. He just won't go away. Everytime there was a dip in Brimley exposure, he found some new product to shill, and inject himself back into our collective unconscious. And now we can combine all the pleasures of Brimley with all the loveable furriness of LOLcats.
I give you a teaser of 5 Cats that Look Like Wilford Brimley.
Serendipity smiled on me once more because as I was searching for a Brimley video clip to go with this, I found this charming remix of Brimley saying "diabeetus" repeatedly to the tune of "Amadeus."
Source: BoingBoing
Labels: BOLD, Cute Things Wash Away the Pain, ILOVEUSOHARD, LOVESIT
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Some poor, innocent child is being subjected to his parents sick mullet needs. Brady Arneson is only three, and yet his fate as an aspiring toothless, puck-chasing French-Canadian is sealed.
And while this is certainly the cutest mullet I have seen, does it really merit winning an award for best mullet? Is this the best Minnesota has to offer? Having spent time in its dairy laden bosom, I say nay.
Looks like this is more about the Arneson's greedy desire to create some sort of shameful familial legacy.
Mullets are a family tradition for the Arnesons -- Brady's older brother Blake won the same award in 2005. Their father Scott Arneson also had a mullet as a child.
Source
Labels: French-Canadians, Really?, republicans, Ripped from the headlines, wrongness, WTF
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Friday, April 25, 2008
List of the Day had me hyperventilating this morning with a list of the best moments in photobombing ("people who hilariously ruin your nice little picture"). My favorites?
Bonus points for being an albino.
Right next to the dude with the air brushed Pink Panther tshirt - BOLD.
Subtlety and precision!
See the whole gaggle at List of the Day.
Bonus points for being an albino.Right next to the dude with the air brushed Pink Panther tshirt - BOLD.
Subtlety and precision!See the whole gaggle at List of the Day.
Labels: BOLD, dick move, ILOVEUSOHARD, LOVESIT, Really?, WTF
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I'm sure I'm late to the party on this one, but this video of the polygamist wives just needs to be shared. It's absolutely mesmerizing, and I can't help singing it. Seriously, stick through the whole thing because it just gets creepier and more compelling - and I was stone cold sober when I saw it.
The closing line is so chilling!
The closing line is so chilling!
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Thursday, April 24, 2008
Looks like The Jewish Store got wise to the hubbub after Gawker linked to my "Being Black is a Plague" post. Would have been nice if they responded to my email, but they sure as shit got a replacement representation up real quick!
Which makes me wonder - did they have a replacement all along and just wait until someone noticed and was upset or did they have some finger puppet maker on lockdown to whip up something "a little less racist?"
Labels: dick move, God?, No but seriously, Really?, stank, wrongness, WTF
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The last time I saw a hand like that, I was at the Bodies Exhibit. Now I know why Diane Keaton wears gloves. Smart move.
Labels: God?, Why My Life Is An Elaborate Cymbalta Ad, wrongness, WTF
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